Humor from an Accountant’s Wife

Being married to a CPA has its drawbacks.  On one hand, I never have to do a thing with our money.  He manages it all wonderfully.  On the other hand, during tax season I never see him.  I can’t ask him questions, have a problem or need advice.  He’s too busy.

To entertain myself I am going to share with you some of my favorite accountant jokes.

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A patient was at her doctor’s office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, “I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live.”

The patient asked, “Oh doctor, what should I do?”

The doctor replied, “Marry an accountant.”

“Will that make me live longer?” asked the patient.

“No,” said the doctor, “but it will SEEM longer.”

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What does an accountant use for birth control?
His personality.

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If an accountant’s wife can’t get to sleep, what does she say?  “Tell me about work today, Dear”

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Just four more days and it’s over.  I can’t wait to get my husband back!  (P.S. I have no idea why my fonts are acting so weird!)

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11 Comments

  1. OH you are so funny! Thank you for reminding me as we have NOT sent in the states taxes we owed this year as of yet. I think I am secretly rebelling just a little as we have NEVER had to pay taxes in 20 years of marriage… so it came as a shock this year. At least Uncle Sam still “loves” us! We always have a bit of a chuckle this time every year because hubby’s taxes go to pay his income (100% of it!), one of the privileges of serving in the US military (a life I LOVE!)

  2. We’re at Briarwood Lodge with physician friends. He just told me this accountant joke:

    An accountant and an attorney fell off a skyscraper. Who landed at the bottom first?

    Answer: Who cares?

    {Sorry.}

  3. “Cute”
    I have a degree in Public Accounting but do to our population explosion (8 children) I have not worked in many years.
    I’m applauded by the # of CPA’s that don’t balance their check books.
    I’m a to the penny girl myself.
    If you come across a could reply to accounts with many children please post it.
    Is your husband going to be a tax attorney??

  4. These were very funny! I have spent the past 4 1/2 months doing the marketing for my mothers tax business (Liberty Tax Service), so I too am glad to see April 18th getting closer. My mother is even happier!
    Thanks for a good giggle!
    Sheri O.

  5. tell me about your work, hahahahahaha
    I feel the same way when J makes lesson plans for his math classes

    You make me so happy,

    Cha Cha

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