@Santa-where did the time go?

They say Christmas is a time for miracles….

And I need one, man. I need a miracle. I need for God to streeeettttcccchhhhh out the days so I can have some more time. Please God, do that teensy thing for me?

My little Shop 24 workers are cranking out orders. I just know this is how Santa feels. So much to do before Christmas Eve when he carries all of the gifts to all of the children around the world.

I wonder if he Twitters while he’s doing it. I can see it now…

“Just left with a sleigh full. Man it’s gonna be a long night!”

“Stopped at little Johnny’s house. Noticed he was bad. No gifts.”

“Rudolph’s already getting tired. He should have done the treadmill like I told him.”

“Thanks Mrs. Clause for packing the Alkaseltzer. Had too much cookies and milk.”

“Ho-ho-ho Tweets!”

“Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night!”