Galactic Eggs

When you buy eggs at the grocery store, do you know where they come from?

Who manages those chickens? Who takes care of them? Does that person care about your health or the well being of the chickens?

When we eat eggs that have been laid (or lain…which is it?) by our chickens, we know they are well cared for. You might even say….

The force is with them.

Who better to care for our precious birds than the enemy of the Rebel Alliance wearing blue Crocs?

No one dares to bother our chickens. No one would stand against the protector of this Empire.

Those eggs are mine…..all mine. The chickens know it. It is their destiny.

May the force be with you.