Questions from Grandpa

If you miss the “Funny Kid Quotes” down the side of my blog, here’s one for you.

This morning my dad got doughnuts for the kids. He had some doughnut holes and he would ask each child a question. If they answered the question correctly he would reward them with a doughnut hole.

“What is the capitol of the Untied States?”
“What is the highest point in the world?”
“If you have 12 apples and you eat three of them how many do you have left?”
“Name three writings of William Shakespeare.”

and so on……

Then he asks the 8 year old….

“Where does the water in your house come from?”

8 year old thinks for a minute and then he says…

“The Ozarka truck!”

As the rest of us fell out of our chairs in laughter, Grandpa reluctantly passed the prize doughnut hole to the 8 year old. He couldn’t deny that the answer was right.